Taste The Fun

MAMU:
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL:
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy
Ullu ko Raat
Dentist ko Daant
Gadhy ko Laat
Raja ko Gaddi
Kutty ko Haddi
Aur
Aur
Aur
Nangay ko Chaddi

Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”