Jessica Biel at the premiere of her new movie

Here’s Jessica Biel at the premiere of her new movie, Valentine’s Day, not trying hard enough to look hot… at least not by my standards. Don’t get me wrong, she does look hot, but nowhere near as scorching hot as we’re used to seeing her look. Seriously, what the hell is up with that dress that’s covering up 90% of her body? And yeah, she’s showing off a little bit of cleavage, but hardly enough to merit a “shwingtastic”. Having said that, even a little bit of Biel cleavage merits a post. Enjoy!